if you were wondering where all the big fancy parts of this website are, it's because this website is still a work in progress! :)
yes, it is. or, my last name is. my full name is John Compton Rambo, but there are a few who just call me jack. you, dear website viewer, can call me whatever you want, but rambo seems the coolest option.
because i like it that way! minimalism ftw forever! you can stab me with a rusty spoon before a lick of jscript touches this website! also, i have a touch of nostalgia for the days when personal websites and blogs still existed.